April 2013
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“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that...”
– Lemony Snicket; A Series of Unfortunate Events (via loveandsomeotherverses)
realitybl0ws:
here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
March 2013
February 2013
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January 2013
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December 2012
Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
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October 2012
winchesterlicious:
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
hahahahahahah!!!!
police officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
September 2012
Soo...
I didn’t plan on applying to Privates, BUT my counselor convinced me to, cause after all my hard work throughout school and dedication I put into my extracurriculars and blah blah blah, I have a good chance. So hey, I don’t want to end up with “what ifs” so I might as well do it. And I HAVE worked my butt off, and plan on workin’ it off even mooooore wherever I end up...
