At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that...– Lemony Snicket; A Series of Unfortunate Events (via loveandsomeotherverses)
realitybl0ws: here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
winchesterlicious: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing hahahahahahah!!!!
police officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I didn’t plan on applying to Privates, BUT my counselor convinced me to, cause after all my hard work throughout school and dedication I put into my extracurriculars and blah blah blah, I have a good chance. So hey, I don’t want to end up with “what ifs” so I might as well do it. And I HAVE worked my butt off, and plan on workin’ it off even mooooore wherever I end up...